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This particular joke won an award for the best joke competition Organized in Britain: A man walks into a bar in Londonand ordered 3-glasses of beer and sits in the backyard  of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn. When he finishes, he comes back to the bar counter and orders 3 more. The bartender  asks him, “You know, beer goes flat after I fill it in the glass; it would taste better if you  buy one at a time.”  The man replies, “Well, you see, I have two brothers. One is in Dubai, the other in  Canada and I’m here in London. When they left home, we promised that we’ll drink  this way to remember the days when we drank together.” The bartender admits that this is a nice custom and leaves it there. The man became  a regular in the bar, and always drinks the same way. He order 3-Beers and drinks  them in turn. One day, he came in and ordered only 2-Beers. All the other regulars notice  and fall silent. When he comes back to the bar for the second round, the bartender says, “I don’t  want to intrude on your grief, but I wanted to offer my sincere condolences  on your great loss.” The man looked confused for a moment, then he laughs.... “Oh, no,” he, said,  “Everyone’s fine - both my brothers are alive”. The only thing is I just quit drinking...! !!