Jokes to enjoy!

Hi friends

I came across these humorous jokes few days back and I thought I would share it with all of you. Its just good. Enjoy!

"U love someone
U marry someone else.
The one u marry
becomes ur wife or husband
And the one u loved
becomes the password of ur mail id" 
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There's only one perfect child in the world & every mother has it.
There's only one perfect wife in the world & every neighbor has it. 
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Three dreams of a man:
To be as handsome as his mother thinks.
To be as rich as his child believes.
To have as many women as his wife suspects... 
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Husband & wife are like liver and kidney. Husband is the liver & wife the kidney.
If the liver fails, the kidney fails. If the kidney fails, the liver manages with other kidney. 
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Generation Next Motto: Na hum shaadi karenge,
na apne bachchon ko karne denge. 
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What's the diff between Dava & Daru? 
Dava is like a girlfriend, that comes with an expiry date and
Daru is like a wife, Jitni purani hogi utna sir chad ke bolegi... 
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Wife ko Begum kyon kehte hain?
Kyonki  shaadi ke baad saare gum to husband
ke hisse mein aate hain aur wife Be-Gumho jaati hai. 
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The Japanese have produced a camera that has
such a fast shutter speed it can take a picture
of a woman with her mouth shut!