Laugh Along...

Amma: Yaen da azharae ?
Mon:  Appa mutham kodukalai maa
Amma: Nee nallaai padikkathathu nala thaan?
Mon: Ohh nammaloda  Velakari edhavadhu padikkarala?
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Sardhar was sitting at a bus stop, he saw a truck that was pulling
another truck by a rope.  He laughed and said “thalle oru cheriya
kayar kondupokan 2 loriyoo"..
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WIFE: Oru vishayam solraaen ? Adikka kodadhu, I am pregnant!!!
HUS: Good News !!!yaen bayapadarae?
WIFE: Collegil padikkumboo appa kitta sonabodhu adi kadachidhu athaaan…...
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Ningal fridge-il saajindu ninaa fridge enna ninaikum ?
Cool inside fool outside
Ningal computer-nu munpil irikkumbodhu computer enna ninaikum?
Intel inside Mental outside

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Phone rings,
Husband: If it is 4 me then say that I am not at home.
Wife answered: He is at home.
Shocked Husband: What the Hell?
Wife: It was for me !!!!
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Sardharji is irritated of Jokes made on him. He goes to his wife and
said “Tell me one joke in which I am not involved”
Wife: I am Pregnant
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Sardharum  pondatiyum scooter la pookumbodhu
Wife: Pathukke pooku enikku bayama irrukku .
Sardhar: Bayam irundha ennai polla kanna mudikinnu vaa
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