Kids are Quick...

TEACHER:    Maria, go to the map and find North America .
MARIA:         Here it  is. 
TEACHER:   Correct.  Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS:         Maria. 

TEACHER:   John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN:          You told me to do it without using tables. 

TEACHER:  Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN:      K-R-O-K-O-D- I-A-L' 
TEACHER:  No, that's wrong
GLENN:       Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it..   

(I  Love this kid)  

TEACHER:   Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD:     H I J K L M N O. 
TEACHER:   What are you talking about?
DONALD:    Yesterday you said it's H to O..  
TEACHER:   Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE:       Me! 

TEACHER:   Glen, why do you always get so dirty? 
GLEN:          Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.  
TEACHER:     Millie, give me a sentence starting with ' I. '
MILLIE:         I  is.. 
TEACHER:     No, Millie..... Always say, 'I  am.'
MILLIE:         All right...  'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'     

TEACHER:    George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.
                    Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS:           Because George still had the axe in his hand..   
 
TEACHER:    Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON:         No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.  
TEACHER:     Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE :         No, sir. It's the same dog.

TEACHER:    Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD:     A teacher 
   
LAUGHTER  IS THE SOUL'S MEDICINE!!